THIS WEEK
I ❤️ QUIZZING | The Imperial | Wed, 7:30pm | Who wants to go out in January FFS!? You do! Come to the quiz, have a little drinky, enjoy some stupid rounds, maybe go home with a dreadful prize? | £3 per person
Rob Beckett: Giraffe | Assembly Hall | Thurs, 8pm | Proper laugh-out-loud night - you’ll leave lighter, happier, cheeks aching | £34.25
Think Floyd | Assembly Hall | Fri, 7:30pm | Close your eyes, lasers on, you’re at Pink Floyd gig | £35
The Legend of Barry White | Assembly Hall | Sat, 7:30pm | Big voice, big romance - basically a very smooth night out | £30.50
Jay Kelly | Trinity Theatre | Wed, 2:30pm & 7:30pm | Thoughtful, funny, slightly aching - Clooney pondering life hits harder than expected | £7+
Comedy Special - Rory Bremner & Guests | Trinity Theatre | Thurs, 7:30pm | Smart, savage impressions - politics skewered properly, not politely | £33
One Night of Elvis | Trinity Theatre | Fri, 7:30pm | Vegas-era Elvis vibes - sparkly suits, big songs, proper fun nostalgia | £30
I Swear | Trinity Theatre | Sat, 2:30pm & 7:30pm | Raw, moving, uncomfortable at times - but genuinely important and human | £7+
Black Bag | Rusthall Community Cinema | Sat, 6:30pm | Sexy spy dilemma - marriage versus country, sharp and tense | £5
Wedding Open Day | Penshurst Place | Sun, 11am to 3pm | Dreamy winter wedding inspo - fizz, ideas flowing, suddenly planning everything | Free
Half Happy | The Sussex Arms | Tue, 7:30pm | Sweaty basement gig, dreamy indie hooks, ears ringing in a good way | £8
Pleasureinc | The Sussex Arms | Thurs, 7:30pm | Chaotic, funky, slightly unhinged - you’ll dance without knowing why | £10
Hutch | The Sussex Arms | Fri, 7:30pm | Joyful psych, funky chaos, and a grin you can’t shake | £8
King Of The Beats | The Forum | Fri, 8pm | Pure breakbeat carnage - sweaty dancefloor, zero chill, massive tunes | £23.50
Tummyache | The Sussex Arms | Sat, 7:30pm | Raw, intimate indie - cathartic, political, and quietly powerful | £11
Irish & Trad Sessions | The Sussex Arms | Sun, 4pm | Pints, fiddles, and foot-stomping - pub trad done properly | Free
Table Tennis | Sunnyside Hall | Mon & Sun | Play table tennis every week (1st session is free) | £4
Badminton & Pickleball | Sunnyside Hall | Fri, 6pm | Play badminton & pickleball every week (1st session is free) | £5